Let's get something straight, I'm not rambling on here for anyone else to read. Maybe you should re-direct yourself to TMZ rather than continue here. I heard Will Smith is fraternizing up to a female co-worker.
I joined the Army when I was a JR in High School, at the age of 17. Long story short, I'm now out of the army (honorably, let's get that straight now) at 21 years of age. I've breathed the air in Germany, Kuwait, UAE and Amsterdam. Deployment was more of a bore than anything else, but throwing myself out for a challenge was comforting.
My new challenge of being a civilian isn't so nonchalant. But I can wear earrings now, so that's pretty rad. Oh, wait, my ears aren't even pierced anymore. I should go to Claire's and get them pierced. That would be neat. I could be the 21 year old female in line behind 3-6 year old girls waiting in horror to have a piercing gun go through their earlobes. Heh, that could actually be a fun trip..
"How does it feel to be free?" was the first thing said to me after I started my "terminal leave" officially. How does it feel? It feels like I have no idea what the fuck to do with myself. Of course I'm going to start college, but Jesus. What am I expected to do, dye my hair pink and get a Hangover 2 tattoo on my face? Start a meth lab in a trailer outside the scary-ass town of Fayetteville, NC? Hump a foam finger while singing a Robin Thicke song?
Anyway, I'm on the road to my next dream of becoming a storm chaser. I've loved storms for as long as I can remember. I have a shitty memory of my childhood, but I remember always being in awe of Nebraska's beautiful summer storms. The degree program for atmospheric studies is shit. Fuck physics, and fuck all the math that comes with it. Lord have mercy on me.
Three short rants:
1) Fuck napkins. They're disgusting. I hate the sound they make. I hate people touching them. And go fuck yourself if you use napkins. Use your sleeve like a real champ.
2) Fuck people at stores who stand too close to me. Do you see me slowly inching myself away from you? Yes? So why the FUCK do you need to also move closer to me?
3) Fuck the all so popular ''infinity'' symbol and the hipsters obsessing over it. Be original. You disgust me. Fuck hipsters, too.
